the thought of getting dicked down by women always has my knees buckling

i can not understand people who drag their feet on closing duties. like IM stuck here bc of you. no one goes home until it’s all done. do you not want to go home???

like the utter panic i felt when the manager said i had to wait for my coworker. 3 minutes pass and she’s not back. she’s been gone for about 10 minutes and she’s got me thinking that she’s lost!

i go to the stockroom and what is she doing??

on her phone!!!!! like what???? we still have to finish stocking and you’re sitting on your ass on the phone??? you cant talk and bring the stuff up?? i’m not gonna get home til 1am, like how about we do that shit after we clock out?!!

How many first cousins do you have?

None

9 or less

11-19

20-29

30-39

40-49

50 or more

As always please spread for larger sample size

I’ve got 54 cousins and I’ve always assumed I was an outlier but I’m curious what the norm is.

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I hope you fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

he’s bewitched me… mind body and clitoris

imagine u lived in elder scrolls and your khajiit friend was like "ah, come and look upon khajiit's son, a fine warrior that one will be one day, yes?" and he just shows u this

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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

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i wish i was a cat so i could get into a box and experience Box Joy i feel like that would fix me

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